Ginger Ale

Simply because I'm worried that my last post will give unrealistically high expectations:

Ginger ale is quite fascinating. The can I'm currently drinking from is branded Canada Dry. However, according to fine print on the label, the can was bottled in Plano, Texas. I feel a little cheated that my soda wasn't imported.

Also, there is nothing dry about this ginger ale. The can is filled with fizzy liquid, AND the outside is dripping with condensation. This all seems like false advertising.

The label of the can shows a map of Canada. Strangely this map extends south and covers the northern half of the United States. Either the country is having identity issues or Canada is plotting to take over the world. Both are likely possibilities.